Investigate the Factory

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Factory Investigation Official Checklist For The Purposes Of Inspection To Meet Established Industry Guidelines
-or- F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G.

(Pronounced "Ph-eye-oh-kefft-poyeetum-egg)

When completed, file this finished document with appropriate signatures and supplementary documentation to the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices at:

1 Kingdom Road
P.O. Box 1-8
Kingdomtown, Kingdom
K1N-6D0M
The Kingdom

(Ensure sufficient postage to guarantee prompt delivery and filing. Any costs incurred for forms returned to sender with insufficient postage are not responsibility of the F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices.)

Fill out the following by fully shading the box of the desired answer to the questions below. Check marks are not considered official and will result in forms being returned to sender at the cost of the sender. Please ensure that all answer boxes are filled in by completely shading the interior of the box ONLY. If multiple boxes are shaded for the same question line forms will be rejected and sender must resubmit a new F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G for approval and filing. Costs incurred resulting from booking additional inspections with a factory in the event that previous data is unrecoverable is the sole responsibility of the sender and not the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices.
Forms submitted that have been tampered with, forged, copied, crumpled, folded, left in the sun, waterlogged, previously buried, partially burned or imbued with magic will not be accepted and will be returned to sender. Costs associated with resubmission of documents due to the above lie solely with the sender and not with the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices.
Forms submitted by senders whom carry expired inspection licenses will have their forms held at the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices until said inspector has paid all license fees pending plus any late fees accrued over the expiration period. Fees and costs left unpaid will incur a penalty of one(1) gold coin per annum until fees are paid. Fees can be paid to the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices my mail, bank transfer, or in person at

1 Kingdom Road
P.O. Box 1-8
Kingdomtown, Kingdom
K1N-6D0M
The Kingdom

Official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G office hours are as follows:

Hours of operation:
During standard play - Open anytime
During a current open quest - Offices Closed

Hours of operation may be subject to change without notice for system maintenance, DLC, or network issues. Any costs incurred to inspectors due to changes in hours of operation lie solely with the inspector and are not the responsibility of the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices.

*Factory Investigation Official Checklist For The Purposes Of Inspection To Meet Established Industry Guidelines*

Q1: Is the factory in question currently open to the public?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q2: Are there monsters within the factory?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q3: Are the monsters level appropriate for the average adventurers (according to the most recent CENSUS polls)?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q4: Are the monsters distributed appropriately (i.e. with increasing difficulty in relation to the entrance of the factory, appropriately clustered near valuables, none trespassing near save points)?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q5: Is there treasure scattered appropriately throughout the factory?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q6: Is the treasure easily locatable (i.e. hidden within areas glaringly different to surroundings, or in the centre of areas)?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q7: Is there any treasure that directly nullifies any disadvantage posed by the factory or the monsters therein?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q8: Is the factory background music complimentary to the factory itself and add to the atmosphere appropriately?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q9: Are the locked doors and corresponding keys distributed to ensure maximum backtracking to artificially lengthen gameplay?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q10: Is the factory boss sufficiently stronger than the factory monsters to ensure significant level grinding, thus artificially lengthening gameplay?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q11: If you were the party leader, would you want to investigate this factory?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q12: Why or why not? Please provide specifics.
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Q13: Are there any secret passages that are completely unobtainable at the factory anticipated inspection level (F.A.I.L.) to allow for party return and reminiscing and to artificially lengthen gameplay?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q14: Are there sufficient monsters with "instant-party-death" abilities?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q15: Are said monsters from Q14 positioned along vital progress paths between save points for maximum frustration?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q16: Would you consider this factory suitable for duplication in the event that finished adventure is not long enough and additional areas may need to be shoehorned in to placate customer fury?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q17: Why or why not? Please provide specifics.
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Q18: Are there any optional party members positioned within the factory?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q19: Are there any unintentional short-cuts from the factory entrance to the boss room that need to be addressed?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]
Q20: Overall, would you recommend this factory for Main-Quest Certification?
Y[] N[] Maybe[]

Please submit your completed inspection submission form sealed in an official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G envelope to the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices located at

1 Kingdom Road
P.O. Box 1-8
Kingdomtown, Kingdom
K1N-6D0M
The Kingdom

Additional official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G envelopes are available for purchase at the F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G envelope offices located at

2 Kingdom Road
P.O. Box 1-8
Kingdomtown, Kingdom
K1N-6D0M
The Kingdom

Thank you for your continued dedication as a trusted representative of the official F.I.O.C.F.T.P.O.I.T.M.E.I.G offices. Your hard work is appreciated.

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from Pixel Green Is People, released February 29, 2012
R. Morgan Slade

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